San Diego--This past weekend, Zimfa was given a last-minute invite to a record-release party for ... Zimfa laid low by spiritua
San Diego--This past weekend, Zimfa was given a last-minute invite to a record-release party for a member of the hip-hop community, and in a matter of hours went from sitting shiva to shitting Chivas.
Zimfa and a colleague at the University of Phoenix have traced "Chivas" back to the Hindu word "shiva," which means, roughly translated, "devotion." Zimfa is still feeling the effects of nearly 14 hours of devotion, and will return next week with his free reading.
Your husband is what Zimfa and his fellow mystics call a “seer.” He sees what others do not. Zimfa was briefly a seer when he lived near the Archer School for Girls in Los Angeles, until he was forcibly detained by campus security beneath the window sill of the girls' locker room back in '97.
We all have a purpose in life and yours is to be a healer for those who experience a significant loss. But for those to heal, you have to be there before the loss occurs. I assume you also take care of dogs with missing legs.
Rest assured, you will be meeting a man soon who will not lose his job after he meets you. Instead, he will lose his mind. I would read up on the effects of anti-depressants and alcohol.
Your chart says that you will be coming over to my condo in Paranormal Heights for some personal counseling. Zimfa will help you raise the money through a private therapy session that will later be made available for online viewing for all of Zimfa's loyal patrons. Please wear something skimpy and pick up a six-pack on the way.
Yes, child, you have indeed lost your man to the rodeo. But fear not: Homosexuality is cyclical. In fact, your husband has been passed around among the stable hands and cowboys exactly twice now. In a few days, the rodeo will leave, and you'll get your little rough rider back. He'll apologize and swear that he'll never do anything like that again--that is, until the rodeo comes back next year. Sometimes symmetry can be so comforting.
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